Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "Now see, I had a beer last night.  Where do these stories come from, man? Where does the story come from that I don't like beer? Come on, man." Barack Obama

Taste of Music sponsored by Epicurean Palette: none today

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Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "I also worked at IHOP for a quick minute. But they said my mistakes cost more than my salary.  The chicken pot pie and the fried chicken, I kept getting them mixed up. You'd be suprised--chicken is chicken, but not for some people." Cindi Lauper on being asked about her odd jobs

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Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill you if you pretend to like it!" Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

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Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "I got my name from my mother who was Creole from southern Louisiana and she named me after gumbo." Roux Paul on Food Network's Paula's Party - the "Diva Show"

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Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "When I stop drinking water, I look pretty dusty."Whoopi Goldberg

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Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "On a hot day in Virginia, Iknow othing more comforting than a fine spiced pickle, brought up trout-like from the sparkling depths of the aromatic jar below the stairs of Aunt Sally's cellar." Thomas Jefferson

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Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "We need to keep America what a child once called "the nearest thing to heaven" and lots of sunshine, places to swim, and peanut butter sandwiches." George Bush, Sr.

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Today's Survey sponsored by Jason's Deli: What is your favorite herb? What's your least favorite herb?

Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "We need to keep America what a child once called "the nearest thing to heaven" and lots of sunshine, places to swim, and peanut butter sandwiches." George Bush, Sr.

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Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible and such small portions." Woody Allen in Annie Hall

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Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "Mexican food, of course. I'm a terrific Mexican cook, and I just love Mexican food.  And I love cooking Mexican food.  That's pretty much my weakness... and barbecue beef... and Texas beef... and brisket. Any red meat I can get my hands on.  I love it." Eva Longoria when asked about her secret indulgences

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Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "My mother left when I was 9, so I've cooked all my life.  When I came to LA and I cooked for 60 people for my husband's 60th, they came and said, "Who catered for you?" I was like, "Excuse me? What do you mean catering?" In LA, people have these amazing kitchens but they never cook in them.  I just can't believe it." Heather Mills

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Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "Nestles Food Company is recalling 21,000 pounds of Hot Pockets because they may contain an unhealthy piece of foreign material. Ever had a Hot Pocket? It is an unhealthy piece of foreign material!" Jay Leno

Movie Bite: The Bucket List

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Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "When I was a little girl, I always wanted to be in the kitchen because it was warm and that's where my mother was. You never lose that feeling." Dolly Parton

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Special Contest: The best hog caller wins a Culinary Confessions t-shirt, Sizzle cookbook, a $50 gift certificate for Saute, and a $25 gift certificate for Benedetto's

Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "I've long said that if I were about to be executed and were given a choice of my last meal, it would be bacon and eggs. Nothing is quite as intoxicating as the smell of bacon trying in the morning, save perhaps the smell of coffee brewing." James Beard

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Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books.  The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it." Andy Rooney

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Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "The cow is of the bovine ilk: one end is moo, the other is milk." Ogden Nash

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Today's Survey sponsored by Jason's Deli: What is your favorite sandwich or favorite salad bar item?

Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "Every game day, the basketball superstar has a long-standing tradition. He eats three club sandwiches and a large Pepsi before suiting up. He's been doing this his entire career, and he even stole a hotel chef to be his personal cook -- based on the quality of the chef's club sandwiches." Shaquille O'Neal

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Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "I don't like broccoli and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.  And I'm President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli." George Bush

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Food Quote sponsored by Red White & Brew: "I did not say that this meat was tough. I just said I didn't see the horse that usually stands outside." W.C. Fields

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